Yet another asshole. This one is sooo much better than boiling cocks.

[autumnluv143]

This one all started off relatively normal enough. He saw my profile on collarme and remarked on how intelligent I seemed so we sent a couple of messages back and forth. So I gave him my msn info so he could im me. It's long, but so incredibly worth it to read. I'm just amazed at the way this conversation went....

Autumn said: I don't remember all of them. I was to stretch, fully, for 10 minutes in the morning when I woke up. I had a strict bedtime unless he said differently.
Autumn said: I was to call him Sir and only Sir until he said otherwise. For a long time I wanted to call him Master, but he wouldn't allow it because we hadn't reached that level yet.
Autumn said: It was 7 months before he finally allowed it.
Autumn said: at that point, he also renamed me
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) said: what about clothing, eating, goingo out?
Autumn said: nothing that I remember except that being sexual at play parties required permission first.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) said: i need to go for awhile..ill be back in like an hour..dont go anywhere
Autumn said: if I don't have to go anywhere, I'll still be here working on homework
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) said: you dont have to go anywhere lol
Autumn said: lol 
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hey
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: you there?
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ill be back then
Autumn says: sorry, I was reading.
Autumn says: I'm in and out with homework. 
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: hey
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: so how did you feel about those rules?
Autumn says: They were good
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: you dont really seem like you want to talk and get to know me
Autumn says: why would you think that?
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: you dont really say much or respond very quickly lol
Autumn says: well I'm a pretty quiet person in general
Autumn says: but I've also mentioned 3 times today that I'm working on homework
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well i understand that but this lifestyle does take dedication. i would need to know that you can be online to chat
Autumn says: Well then perhaps I should explain a little about my life. And after I do so, if I'm out of the running for you, then I'll understand.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: please tell me
Autumn says: I'm 29 years old, single, no kids..etc. I am staying with my parents right now, since I moved back to Louisiana from Colorado so that I can work less and focus on school more.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ok
Autumn says: In spite of that, I work one job from the university 20 hours a week from home on the universities virtual campus. I have another job that I work 25 hours over the weekend.
Autumn says: And I'm taking 5 classes online this semester which requires self-discipline and concentration if I'm going to bring my gpa back up to a B
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: so how much time could you dedicate to me?
Autumn says: I couldn't honestly tell you unless you were willing to meet me half way.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: what would half way be?
Autumn says: Due to the jurassic age of my computer, I'm unable to run more than one program when I'm working. That program is Second Life. It's where I work and socialize.
Autumn says: I am online most of my day but not on yahoo or msn
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: what kind of privacy do you have?
Autumn says: On the weekends, I'm online very little because I work at a state park.
Autumn says: what do you mean?
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well i require a webcam
Autumn says: well that's not going to happen
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:ok
Autumn says: You asked me on collarme how I felt about my figure
Autumn says: And from your requiring a webcam and that question, I'm going to go ahead and assume that you would feel more uncomfortable with my figure than I am.
Autumn says: I am a BBW. I have been all my life.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well i asked because i always give a diet and workout plan to help the sub improve
Autumn says: improve what specifically?
Autumn says: your impression of them?
Autumn says: or their own health?
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: their bodies so they look and feeel better
Autumn says:: my natural reaction is to be biting and defensive at anyone who feels that they need to fix another person in order to give them the right to be with them. But I may be viewing your motives from a bitter past of guys like that.
Autumn says:: so I apologize if I am.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: my goal is to help you look good and feel good as well as make you physically pleasing
Autumn says: why don't you try to find someone who is already physically pleasing, instead of settling for someone who you will try to mold into being someone you would want to be with?
Autumn says: I'm honestly curious about that
Autumn says: I've never understood it.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:: i like challenges
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: besides..no one likes being overweight
Autumn says: Sorry for the delay. I had to compose myself from laughing so hard.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: it wasnt a joke but ok
Autumn says: It may not have been a joke to you.
Autumn says: Let me explain something from my point of view, if you don't mind.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: ok
Autumn says: You said in your first message that I seem intelligent. I thank you for that because I am. I am also quite self-aware.
Autumn says: And despite my grotesque physique, am quite confident with myself.
Autumn says: And what I see when I'm approached by a person like you, is someone who truly believes that taking a person and making them into a completely different human being so that they are more acceptable--rather than accepting someone for who they are, learning to like that person, or even finding someone more suitable to your tastes- I am entirely amused from the bottom of my soul.
Autumn says: You aren't unique in your approach or opinions. You are just the same as every other 20-35 year old male who believes that he deserves respect for attempting to get those poor souls who just don't understand who they should be, to become something that they are not.
Autumn says: If you are looking to do what you say you are, perhaps you should shoot for someone with less intelligence, more time on their hands and emotional problems that need a more guiding hand.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: i havent seen your figure really so i dont know if you are overweight or not but being overweight is not funny. it's not something to feel good about and there shoud be a huge effort to improve
Autumn says: you're probably right
Autumn says: but it is, without a doubt, not your decision to make for others
Autumn says: it is their own
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well some people are too lazy and not motivated
Autumn says:: You aren't helping. You are facilitating emotional and self-esteem problems.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:actually i am helping with positive reinforcement and consequences
Autumn says:: lol
Autumn says: consequences?
Autumn says: what consequences?
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well punishment
Autumn says: punishment if they do not fulfill your wishes to become what you perceive as physically attractive?
Autumn says: how does that help?
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: if you fail to maintain your body, if you get caught eating poorly or fail to workout you get punishd
Autumn says:: lol
Autumn says: I'm going to wish you luck with that.
Autumn says: And I'm going to start pitying the submissive that is ok with this now.
Autumn says: Because I'm not her.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well if being overweight is a joke to you then ok but i get sick of overweight people doing nothing about it
Autumn says: why do you care?
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: it's disgusting
Autumn says: seriously? You're not overweight, so why should it be any of your business how they are, what they do/don't do or how they eat?
Autumn says: So judging people is a pasttime for you
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: it's disgusting..its like seeing two gay people make out..its wrong and gross
Autumn says: Am I on candid camera or something?
Autumn says:wow
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: you are an odd one
Autumn says: Perhaps, but I have better sense to go around randomly throwing judgement into something that is none of my business.
Autumn says: I haven't once called you a judgemental fucktard, have I? No. Because it's none of my business if you are going to die alone and pitiful.
Autumn says:None
Autumn says:Great, now you've pissed me off.
Autumn says: *sighs*
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: you just dont get it
Autumn says: oh I think you're wrong about that
Autumn says: I think I understand more than you do about what you're trying to get across.
Autumn says: I've dealt with assholes like you since I was in the 3rd grade.
Autumn says: You guys don't change.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: im not an asshole but thanks.but if helping people is being an asshole i guess ill accept iy
Autumn says: Your assuming that people need to be fixed because they dont' fit into your perfect little man and woman, everyone fit and beautiful world is you being an asshole
Autumn says: Whether you're willing to admit that or not.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: no one likes a fat person. if no one was fat the world would be a better place
Autumn says: LOL
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: think about how much healthier wed be
Autumn says: Lots of people love us fatties just as we are.
Autumn says: And if you don't mind, I'll take my leave of you and your idiotic judging ways and go surround myself with those who enjoy me for who I am, not what size my panties are. 
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says:: you're a democrat arent you?
Autumn says:: I'm independant.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: you're voting for obama
Autumn says: Oh hell yes I am. And if a gay man were running I'd be voting for him too. But I voted for Bobby Jindal so that doesn't mean much.
Autumn says: I'm voting for Obama because I like his lack of experience and because McCain is 197 years old with cancer  and I don't want that loony he's got running with him to make it into office.
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: well that explains alot haha...now i understand why your mind isnt right haha. for the record Bush is my hero
Autumn says: that makes you judgemental and insane
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: sorry..i know right from wrong
Autumn says: I'm going to waddle my fat ass into the kitchen, gorge on something chocolate and fat filled and then waddle back and work on improving my intelligence. Especially since this conversation has made me significantly less smart. May you be blessed with a lesbian daughter. 
j_nordeen@yahoo.com (E-mail address not verified) says: you have some real issues

Comments

[hisnaughtyangel.livejournal.com]

Wow, you sure do get some interesting guys contacting you girl! LOL!

I was sitting here with my jaw dropped reading that exchange, and ended up snorting coffee up my nose when he said, "You're a democrat, aren't you?" LMAO!!!

That was priceless. ;o)

[msda999.livejournal.com]

Beaker icon ROCKS!

[autumnluv.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm know I'm not the only one, but good lord. This one was just "speshul"

and Yay!! She snorted coffee! That's a particular talent of mine. Miss you.

[cogenthoughts.livejournal.com]

Wow . . .just wow!

You handled that pretty well though. And funnily, considering what an asshat he was :)

[autumnluv.livejournal.com]

LOL Thanks!

Yeah, he was an asshat, fucktard and all those other funny little words.

[deb2some.livejournal.com]

I just have to say............oh hell I don't know what to say!

I want to smack him!

[beaten-grace.livejournal.com]

I started typing here, but it all turned out to be sputtering because I'm just... astonished. What a fucktard. Want me to cut him?

[wolfaugen.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the idiot that tried to say that I was grotesquely overweight and shouldn't post any more photos on collarme, then was such a chickenshit as to block me before I could send a response. Gotta love the ignorant.. at the very least they provide free entertainment! *hugs*

[galyna.livejournal.com]

"May you have a lesbian daughter"? Fucking priceless! And Bush is his hero? *dies laughing*