Totally Amused

[autumnluv143]

I had a conversation on Yahoo this morning with a "True Master"

I realize that I should know better, but I was giving him the benefit of the doubt. I know some of you will get a huge kick out of this so...enjoy.

...2000: Hi "naughty", remember we talked a while back?
autumnluv143: yes, i remember
...2000: how are you?
autumnluv143: sick and tired...literally...yourself?
...2000: well I'm fine.  read your blog.  you seem down most of the time
...2000: you also seem to too busy to talk now
...2000: would another time be better?
...2000: apparently so.  well some other time then. bye for now
autumnluv143: I'm sorry
autumnluv143: I had to write an email
autumnluv143: you are the most impatient man I've ever come across
...2000: I see.  are you too busy to talk?
autumnluv143: no...i'm just waking up and a bit slow this morning..but not too busy
..2000.: mmm, just waking up?
autumnluv143: about 30 minutes ago
...2000: watching you wake up seems like a pleasant fantasy
...2000: hmm, no comment?
autumnluv143: is that a line?
autumnluv143: <blinks>
...2000: not at all.  it was the first thing that came to my mnd
...2000: mind
autumnluv143: lol
autumnluv143: k
...2000: I'm usually in a very sensuous mood when I first wake up
autumnluv143: I'm usually in a state of confusion when i first wake up. Especially after dreams like I had last night
...2000: yes, I've been through that before too.  you wonder where the bad dreams come from
autumnluv143: they weren't bad dreams, persay...just odd ones
..2000: I understand.  you say in your profile that you enjoy BDSM
autumnluv143: yes
...2000: mmmm, very intriguing
...2000: I am a very accomplished, experienced Master
autumnluv143: I think we already did this part
autumnluv143: you asked me if i knew what a true submissive was
...2000: good memory!!!
autumnluv143: we had that discussion..you said you might be interested in getting to know me better and then got pissy with me because i didn't answer your questions as quickly as you'd have liked
...2000: well it is frustrating to sit and wait for a reply
autumnluv143: patience is a virtue and one to see in a Dominant/Master
autumnluv143: seek*
...2000: so is submissiveness and showing a true Master the proper respect
autumnluv143: lol
autumnluv143: i'm not sure if we had the part of the discussion where i said that while I'm a true submissive, i am not submissive to everyone. Very few have earned that respect from me and it means alot when I decide to give it out..so I don't waste it on just anyone.
...2000: Of course.  I wouldn't think you do give your submissiveness to just anyone. 
autumnluv143: well until a person has earned that respect from me, you get me...just me...that's all. Me. If this is not something you can handle, Im confident enough....to get over it <smiles>
...2000: We do seem to be in a paradoxical situation.  Neither of us right or wrong but I look for a submissive to want to please me.
autumnluv143: and i'm not looking for a Dominant at all at the moment. I do love to discuss the lifestyle and would be more than willing to do so.
autumnluv143: (even with respect)
...2000: Hmm, I understand.  One aspect of the lifestyle I enjoy, in addition to BDSM is humiliation.  I am quite voyeuristic
autumnluv143: and what is it about humiliation that attracts you so?
...2000: mmmm, the sensuousness, the control, making a sub do what I tell her  to do, always looking into my eyes for approval
...2000: as she performs for me
autumnluv143: <nods> understandable
autumnluv143: what kinds of things would you consider "humiliating"
...2000: mmmm, using you as an example?
autumnluv143: if you wish. I am going to get some coffee real quick..but I;'m still here
...2000: hmmm, waiting
autumnluv143: you could have told me in that time
...2000: You said you went to get coffee
autumnluv143: yes...and i'm back...so go ahead
...2000: hmm, well ok. so far I can see you are pretty but I need to know a few things
...2000: First of all, I can;t see your tits in your profile picture. describe them for me
autumnluv143: i'd rather not
...2000: hmmm, are you shaved?
autumnluv143: lol...trimmed..but not shaved. I don't think my Dominant would approve of me giving you this information
autumnluv143: i'm His to share, not mine to share as i see fit.
...2000: I see. does he share you often?
...2000: also, you never told me you are presently collared.
autumnluv143: i am not presently collared
autumnluv143: we are working on a relationship to achieve that
...2000: I see.  does he share you?

autumnluv143: yes
...2000: hmm, I do have respect for the lifestyle and another Master's property.  If you think he would not want you talking to another Master, perhaps we should conclude now
autumnluv143: he doesn't mind that I chat with other people
autumnluv143: he trusts me enough to know that i will draw the line where it needs to be drawn
...2000: I see.  If I am to describe what I like and use you as my example, I want you to describe your tits for me
autumnluv143: then use someone else as your example
autumnluv143: someone who's tits you already have a firm grasp on in your mind
...2000: very well.  it was nice talking with you anyways.
...2000: bye
autumnluv143: lol
autumnluv143: bye

Comments

[sttatus-quo.livejournal.com]

Oh.
My.
Goodness.

Oh please please please introduce me to this person....????????????????

... and and and.... he's got an LJ?

Is he local??????

[kikisub.livejournal.com]

*laughing my ass off*
Do I ever remember the snerts and wannabees and "true masters"! Which is why I don't do chat rooms or allow anyone to see me on yahoo if I don't have them on my friend's list! If I had a dollar for every a**hole that ever said "get on your knees" as an opening gambit in AIM or YM, I could buy all your friends and all of mine coffee at Starbucks!

You done good, sweetie. Oh, and please DO give his ID to sttatus_quo I wanna see what happens!

With hugs and big wet kisses,
Dixie

[slanderouspanic.livejournal.com]

That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day!
Pleasepleaseplease give us his ID!

[beaten-grace.livejournal.com]

i am 98% sure i've talked to the same yutz before. He's one of those repeat offenders who forgets that he has had the same conversation with you twice already (where you obliterated him) and insists on pursuing the exact same line of discussion almost as if it is scripted. Seriously, juding from the syntax i'm almost positive i've had the same convo with the same person.

[autumnluv.livejournal.com]

now, now...evil people. I don't know if he has an LJ account, I only know that he's read mine. If he decided to read it again, then he'll know he's a fool and well...true Dominants don't act like that. I get a feeling he read alot of poetry growing up and still wasn't able to figure out how to get a woman so he became a "Master"

I've met enough of those....

Good Girl

[(Anonymous)]

Would be very funny if he wasn't so pathetic oh well takes all kinds keeps life interesting.you do make me proud my sweet girl