My body hates me.
Jul. 29th, 2005 08:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
autumnluv143I got home from work on Wednesday to discover that my calves and ankles were swollen....very swollen. This was not a good sign. It is apparently turned into a sunburn from hell. I went to the Dr. and at least he didn't give me the same kind of information that the ER Dr. did, "Oh well it's some kind of infection, go home and if the symptoms get worse, come back..."
He gave me prednisone (steroids) and Keflex (anti-biotic) because, apparently, this bastard of a sunburn turned into a soft-tissue infection. I'd like to think that I'm a relatively healthy person (most of the time and considering my weight), but noooo...in the last 7 months I've had one issue after another and I'm telling ya...I've had enough. I'm done. I am starting a war against my body. I'm looking for WMD's. I will destroy anything in my way to get the bastards running my body and I do this in the name of Bush. My bush. My fiery red bush. It needs attention and I refuse to give it any attention until I've gained some ground with the enemy. I'm disciplining myself. I'm not allowed to go to a party until I kill some of the enemy off!
I will win this war. This war is for the freedom of my bush and my ass. They both need liberation from persecution. I need to be beat and I'm going to have to punish myself to get there!
It's on....
He gave me prednisone (steroids) and Keflex (anti-biotic) because, apparently, this bastard of a sunburn turned into a soft-tissue infection. I'd like to think that I'm a relatively healthy person (most of the time and considering my weight), but noooo...in the last 7 months I've had one issue after another and I'm telling ya...I've had enough. I'm done. I am starting a war against my body. I'm looking for WMD's. I will destroy anything in my way to get the bastards running my body and I do this in the name of Bush. My bush. My fiery red bush. It needs attention and I refuse to give it any attention until I've gained some ground with the enemy. I'm disciplining myself. I'm not allowed to go to a party until I kill some of the enemy off!
I will win this war. This war is for the freedom of my bush and my ass. They both need liberation from persecution. I need to be beat and I'm going to have to punish myself to get there!
It's on....
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Date: 2005-07-29 11:07 am (UTC)I was hoping to see *you* at one of my little gatherings this weekend.