Funny stuff from the work front.
Oct. 13th, 2006 04:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
autumnluv143So, I'm sitting at work and me and the other girl B, are chit-chatting back and forth. I stopped her, mid-conversation, to ask her a question related to work. We discussed the issue at hand and she (the ever running note-taker) goes to write herself a note. While writing it, she looks up and and says, "I always write please on there, because it makes me feel better about myself so I don't feel like I'm yelling at myself."
She freakin cracks me up. Not even 10 minutes later, we were talking about BDSM and she said that she was trying to determine how to talk to her son about it but not get into it. Then she brings up her first husband, saying that he taught her some of the S&M stuff and she taught him the "regular sex, if there is such a thing." I said 'regular sex' would be what we called vanilla sex or missionary type sex...and without MISSING A BEAT...this is what comes out of her mouth...
"Yeah, no..that's not me...I'm kind of all over the place." She said it in that funny, distracted quick way. I have been laughing at her all afternoon. I just hope we can keep this shit up in the afternoons to make the end of the days better.
I know it doesn't sound that funny to you guys, but man...I had to get this out because I'm nearly peeing myself at times here.
She freakin cracks me up. Not even 10 minutes later, we were talking about BDSM and she said that she was trying to determine how to talk to her son about it but not get into it. Then she brings up her first husband, saying that he taught her some of the S&M stuff and she taught him the "regular sex, if there is such a thing." I said 'regular sex' would be what we called vanilla sex or missionary type sex...and without MISSING A BEAT...this is what comes out of her mouth...
"Yeah, no..that's not me...I'm kind of all over the place." She said it in that funny, distracted quick way. I have been laughing at her all afternoon. I just hope we can keep this shit up in the afternoons to make the end of the days better.
I know it doesn't sound that funny to you guys, but man...I had to get this out because I'm nearly peeing myself at times here.
