Fat Bottomed Girls
Jan. 14th, 2008 10:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
autumnluv143 Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round
Dear UNO,
I became aware, during my last semester, that you have no idea what's going on in the world around you. You seem to be completely unaware that we live in one of the fattest states in the US. I realize, of course, that you're busy trying come up with new and creative phrases to describe just one more way to jack us, the students, out of money like the Fuel Recovery Charge (so glad to have one more person to buy gas for) and the Academic Excellence Fee (*phew* I am so glad that I'm paying another $75 to ensure that my education has been upgraded to "Excellent" as opposed to before when it was "who gives a fuck"). I digress...
My reason for this form is that upon entering the Mathematics building (you know, the one without the elevator) this morning, it was pressed on me the severity of how much you think of the majority of the state. In every classroom I passed were desks that belonged in a Jr. High school. Small, little wooden things that have back that bent backwards and the desktops and chair are attached by what I can assume is an arm rest (how considerate). Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your sincere efforts in accomodating the one fat person cap per classroom and providing that table at the front of the room shoved close to the wall. I'm thinking that maybe you all have made a mistake though because in my class this morning there were two fat people. Unfortunately, I got there late so I had missed out on the prime spot in the dunce chair at the front.
I understand the plight of the university in this matter. You have SO many types of people to cater to and it's hard to get to all of us. I'm not asking for personal recliners and a big screen, by any means. I just want to know where the love is for the fat bottomed girls. Desks become experiments in torture at your university. Yes, yes, you offer services at the gym to solve the problem, but do you really want to tell a pissed off fat woman that rather than put something useable (like lab tables) in the classrooms, she should just lose some weight? I don't think you do. I could sit on you. Seriously. I would break something.
Please take some time and consider the students of our caliber who aren't reclusive and unwilling to stay in the dark recesses of our homes, where we've been imprisoned by society. Put some money (NO!) into your school and attract students of all kinds. I'm not 18. I was not a cheerleader and I'm quite sure that there are more than just myself and that guy I was in class with this morning who would appreciate it.
Thank you in advance,
Anonymous Fat Girl
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round
Dear UNO,
I became aware, during my last semester, that you have no idea what's going on in the world around you. You seem to be completely unaware that we live in one of the fattest states in the US. I realize, of course, that you're busy trying come up with new and creative phrases to describe just one more way to jack us, the students, out of money like the Fuel Recovery Charge (so glad to have one more person to buy gas for) and the Academic Excellence Fee (*phew* I am so glad that I'm paying another $75 to ensure that my education has been upgraded to "Excellent" as opposed to before when it was "who gives a fuck"). I digress...
My reason for this form is that upon entering the Mathematics building (you know, the one without the elevator) this morning, it was pressed on me the severity of how much you think of the majority of the state. In every classroom I passed were desks that belonged in a Jr. High school. Small, little wooden things that have back that bent backwards and the desktops and chair are attached by what I can assume is an arm rest (how considerate). Don't get me wrong, I appreciate your sincere efforts in accomodating the one fat person cap per classroom and providing that table at the front of the room shoved close to the wall. I'm thinking that maybe you all have made a mistake though because in my class this morning there were two fat people. Unfortunately, I got there late so I had missed out on the prime spot in the dunce chair at the front.
I understand the plight of the university in this matter. You have SO many types of people to cater to and it's hard to get to all of us. I'm not asking for personal recliners and a big screen, by any means. I just want to know where the love is for the fat bottomed girls. Desks become experiments in torture at your university. Yes, yes, you offer services at the gym to solve the problem, but do you really want to tell a pissed off fat woman that rather than put something useable (like lab tables) in the classrooms, she should just lose some weight? I don't think you do. I could sit on you. Seriously. I would break something.
Please take some time and consider the students of our caliber who aren't reclusive and unwilling to stay in the dark recesses of our homes, where we've been imprisoned by society. Put some money (NO!) into your school and attract students of all kinds. I'm not 18. I was not a cheerleader and I'm quite sure that there are more than just myself and that guy I was in class with this morning who would appreciate it.
Thank you in advance,
Anonymous Fat Girl
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Date: 2008-01-14 07:31 pm (UTC)There were buildings that were a little better, but overall it sucked.
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Date: 2008-01-14 08:26 pm (UTC)So now what? You bring your own chair with one of those lap desks?
What a crock of shit!
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Date: 2008-01-15 02:28 pm (UTC)You think they would charge me extra for that?